We come in peace.
You might know a lot of things about our planet, but did you know that cameras don’t work on Mars? The average temperature on our planet is -60°, which makes it very difficult to record any images.
That’s why we moved to Earth.
We love moving images, and from all the planets in the milky way, your civilization spends 76 days, every Earth year, looking at them. That’s a lot of moving images.
Meanwhile, we have been trying to integrate ourselves in your customs. We noticed humans like shiny objects, so we managed to get hold of some shiny Cannes Lions, D&Ad’s and One Shows.
Our telepathic powers know when you need our vision into your projects, but apparently here on Earth that’s unethical. You need to inform us first. So, here’s our contact if you’re in need of someone with a vision out of this world.